SWEN Guy, Thigh High
  • b0nkcreat

    why do all my internet friends have to live so far away im literally going to be sick. when will they invent a computer you can climb through

  • b0nkcreat

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    is this really too much to ask......................... :(

  • vassyflorence

    ID: A simple drawing of two figures. One of them is sitting by their computer (a CRT monitor) and the other is crawling out of the computer screen. they are both smiling and there is a red heart between them. End ID

  • ysabelmystic

    Y’all in the American SW and west Mexico better check the national hurricane center and your weather for this weekend and next week.

    Hurricane Hilary is about to make landfall and that whole desert area is supposed to get a years worth of rain or more. Death Valley is supposed to get twice the annual rainfall. Severe winds, massive flooding, and landslides are all strong possibilities.

    This is gonna get ugly. Please spread the word. This is a majorly anomalous event and people may be unaware of the threat headed their way.

  • bethany-sensei

    Flash floods are definitely gonna kill people, so here’s your regularly scheduled PSA:

    Desert soil does not absorb a significant amount of water. It reaches maximum saturation very very quickly, and all the rest of the water rushes downhill. Even if you can’t tell that the ground is not perfectly flat, the water can. And it will move. Quickly. No, faster than that. Nope, still faster. If you try to cross moving floodwater, you will get swept downstream and probably die.

    Do not try to wade in/cross flood water that is any deeper than the thickness of the sole of an average athletic shoe, no I am not kidding, the water will get deeper literally while you’re standing in it.

    This goes for cars, too. I’ve seen entire vehicles getting swept downstream in flash floods because the driver thought they could cross the “puddle” and Found Out.

    Stay safe, y’all.

  • boxingcleverrr

    also if you're going into water intentionally (cleanup, obviously as things RECEDE), PROTECT YOUR EYES. Flood water is NASTY AS HELL and you will be getting a tetanus booster right off the bat if you end up in the ER for any reason.

  • mxzenith

    Related to the above: After wading in the water, get somewhere with clean water and wash every inch of your body. The water being nasty means: There can be gases, oils, other harmful/irritating contaminants, there can be sewage (probably will be tbh), and then (And I'm sorry for this) animals will be dead in the water around you. Things like squirrels, birds, etc. They will be decomposing in there. You're basically wading in a soup of the nastiest shit you can imagine. So, post clean-up in the water: Shower, then GET YOUR FRICKIN' TETANUS BOOSTER.

    Also, if you have a vagina, be extra careful. If you think yeast infections are nasty, they're nothing compared to contact dermatitis of the vulva, and the vulva is EXTREMELY sensitive along with the vagina. (Source: Me. I had an allergic reaction to a laundry detergent and it was the WORST experience of my life, I can't imagine how much worse it'd be in THAT kind of water.)

  • wiisagi-maiingan

    There can also be EXPOSED LIVE POWER LINES UNDER THE WATER. You legitimately have no idea what is in flood water, what is being carried, what kind of debris is at the bottom. If you can at all avoid going into the flood water, DO NOT GO INTO THE FLOOD WATER.

  • shadow-banned-the-hedgehog

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    Or water fountains, public washrooms, outdoors tables, etc, etc

  • infectedwithnyanites

    Notice how removing seating doesnt actually prevent people from sitting it just makes them uncomfortable and makes public spaces more hostile it doesnt actually work at controlling their behavior not till a pig comes along anyways and they'll harass a homeless person/teen whatever they're sitting on.

  • inthefallofasparrow

    “Sure, Onward turned me gay, but then Cinderella made me straight, Ratatouille turned me into a rat, and Up turned me into a grumpy old guy, so now I don’t know what I am!”

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    “I remember being so turned on when the company underwent a strategic reorganization, segmenting the corporation into Disney Parks, Experiences and Products, Direct to Consumer, and International. I still get chills.”

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    “Their wishy-washy activism and tepid denouncement of homophobia finally gave me the courage to accept who I am.”

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    “The shape of Epcot Center unlocked something in me.”

  • poetry-protest-pornography

    Oh, I love this an inordinate amount.

    This guy covers children's songs in the style of various artists, and he's incredible.

    I'm weirdly emotional about it?


  • thisdiscontentedwinter

    This is amazing!

  • nitrogennightmare

    This is the exact opposite energy of the "what happens after the camera cuts and you've destroyed you labtop for 5 seconds of entertainment"

    This guy not only wrote a whole song but dressed up and FILMED it! For what! For 1 and a half seconds of MY entertainment! That must have been HOURS of shooting and editing! I'm touched, this is art

  • prismatic-bell

    I feel it’s important you all know this is actually a group of five dads, and they started this as a way to entertain their kids. The bands on the band wheel are their favorite bands, while the songs on the songs wheel are their kids’ favorite songs.

  • reasoncourt

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    EXTREMELY rare w from the uk media

  • doctorstarky

    Defamation lawsuits in UK are heavily weighted in *favor* of the plaintiff. You have to have a pretty weak case to lose over there. If there wasn't a rabbid, inescapable social media campaign against Amber Heard, he would have lost in America too.

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  • transwolvie

    These tags are very pertinent because they're right. It is a matter of fact in the case that Depp's abuse of her was acknowledged. The fact that the court basically said "yes, he abused you, but talking about it is defamation" when she didn't even use his name in the original piece she wrote should have us all very nervous. It's incredibly frightening legal precedent to set in a world where powerful celebrities use their status to abuse people.

  • a-frog-in-a-bog

    that poll going around asking how often you smoke weed and almost a third of ppl saying they’ve never smoked before, and that poll that revealed that over a third of tumblr users have never kissed anyone before, proves to me that stoners who have gay sex are a small but imperative part of the tumblr ecosystem. Keystone species

  • a-frog-in-a-bog

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